Welcome to Delta Fu Gamma

Delta Fu Gamma was founded on the 17th of May, 2006 in Los Angeles, California.

The founding member is Maverick. Charter members will include Moose, Smitty, Mike F., Rich White, Mike W. and we are still waiting to hear from Poochie and his uncle who are playing golf in Hawaii. Also, best wishes to Greenie who had his stomach pumped.

The Delta Fu Gamma coat of arms contains a red herald with a potato gun and a funnel. The funnel represents joy, the potato gun strength. The color red symbolizes blood- Delta Fu blood and the blood of Delta Fu's enemies. Flanking the herald is a jack-rabbit, the symbol of productivity, virility, and tenacity. Opposite is the owl, symbolic of wisdom. The owl is vomiting green bile to represent the bitterness of the schism and the purification of the purge.

Delta Fu Gamma is accepting applicants for the Alpha of California chapter. The society is open to males and select females- but please- no fat chicks. Email deaffratguy@deaffratguy.com. Preference is given to black and white photos with coat and tie. Women should look nice but it's all good. Tell us why you want to be a member of Delta Fu Gamma and what, if any, skillz you bring the table.

History of Delta Fu Gamma

Delta Fu Gamma was founded in 2006 as a result of me being tossed out of TKE because I talked about them on the radio and the lawyer from the National was going to sue me. So I started my own. DFG has many chapters. There is one in Canada, Mexico, many states, and one I am especially proud of: the Corcoran and Folsom State Penitentiaries in California where some dudes started a chapter and get fucked up on Pruno and sing Delta Fu songs. Hell yeah!

Frequently asked Questions

Q: HOW DO I START MY OWN DELTA FU GAMMA CHAPTER?
A: Just do it! Rather than go through the stringent process of being accepted by the Delta Fu Gamma National Chapter, we have decided to let semi-autonomous chapters spring up- like self-help groups or Al-Qaeda cells. Al-Qaeda and self-help groups are JV but their model on starting chapters is pretty sweet. So just start one and send some pictures and you can find bros in your local area to join up with and the National Chapter will recognize you.
Q: WHERE ARE SOME EXISTING DELTA FU GAMMA CHAPTERS?
A: Right now we have SoCal, Arizona, Tijuana, Corcoran State Prison, England, and Canada and some other regional chapters. I'd like to spread into the Middle East and especially Australia and New Zealand. One day soon I want to have a map of the world with a beer funnel representing each chapter. Hell yeah!
Q: WHAT ARE THE SEVEN WISDOMS?
  1. Don't drink out of a dip can.
  2. Two in the pink, one in the stink.
  3. Bros before hoes.
  4. The older the meat, the better the treat.
  5. Anal is the new oral.
  6. If you're not wasted, the day is.
  7. The pen is mightier than the sword but so is the potato gun.
Q: WHAT IS THE SIGNIFICANCE OF THE OWL AND THE RABBIT?
A: The owl on the Delta Fu Gamma crest is puking bile to represent the bitterness of the purge from TKE and the cleansing properties of booting bile. The Rabbit represents fertility so that Delta Fu Gamma shall prosper and multiply wherever the grass grows and sun shines.
Q: WHAT IS THE OFFICIAL DELTA FU GAMMA QUAFFING NECTAR?
A: While it would be a douche move to dictate what kind of beer someone should drink, right now the quaffing nectar of choice is Natty ice.
Q: WHAT IS THE OFFICIAL DELTA FU GAMMA FLOWER?
A: It used to be the Alaskan Thunderfuck, but it is now the Potato Blossom.
Q: ARE HOES ALLOWED IN DELTA FU GAMMA?
A: We have decided to allow hoes in so we can party down with chill babes.